ha ha ha aha aha . this is funny at 6am .
Fantastic Beast and Where to Hide Them a novel by Rubeus Hagrid
art . lol . bless u . lurker4lyf .
Harry Potter And The Chamber of Secrets
relevent . oooooh appaz i havenot used this blog in 4 months.. ha . no time like the present! . and by present i mean 5 in th morning yay . also dramatic life update . just stole some bread from a flatmate . and lol realised it was moldy after eating a solid half . kARMA . ps be on the look out for more inthralling and highly hp specific lifey nuggets to come!!!! .
what i’m looking for in a man are the harry potter books on his bookshelf
god I’m the worst rightit will happen!!!!!! . (it won't happen) . but literally stubborn to the point of idiocy . so it may happen! .
too good omg!!!! . art . yes i'm still alive lol .
spring calls for rumpled uniforms~
art . omg obsessed with this . film art done riGHTT . ugh shitty harry hoodies :(( . ugh bandy pale legs :(((((((( . want . also guys . I'M SORRY . i'll get to it . not gonna say when cause even i don't believe my own shit these days . but i willllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll . *cries to the heavens .
Contribution for Silver Screen Society. March happened to be the month of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Couldn’t refine it as much as I wanted to, but one thing I love about this movie is Hermione’s hoodie. Just saying.
I am still on tumblr a lot but i seem to have regressed into my cushiony past life as a lurker savant, plus I’m not really reading new fic anymore but i am kind of flirty with the idea of another blog so ALL IS NOT LOST just yet.. i am still single after all.
I will for definite rec the rest before uni (september ‘13 baby!!)..the only reason i haven’t done one long list is i’m holding out for a blessed burst of motivation to rec everything proper like, but i might just have to face the fact it won’t happen :( and do the motherfucking list ugh
ok - plan. I have the day off on thursday. I shall make a commitment to something on thursday. (ie twice weekly recs?? or the aforementioned megalist that signifies an almighty defeat and highly irrational sense of failure?? DECISIONS WILL BE MADE.)
xxxanon . COMETH DECISIONS . i may have got a job . and more than 17p in the bank account . but i am still pathetic in the good way don't be fooled . so.. till thursday! . ps i still get the messages . hint hint fishing for fish . (*in this scenario the message is the fish) .
i got a job :(
and i can’t multi-task for shit :(
and for a hot minute there i got marginally obsessed with a certain dickhead dj and his undefinable relationship with a certain dickhead popstar :(((((((whims~ . oh pls let this be one of them :( .
Summary: Harry thinks “Why is Malfoy working in a coffee shop in muggle London?” is a much simpler question than, “Are you going to accept that auror offer and, if you don’t, what will you do?”
Malfoy is too skinny, and too pointy, and too pale, and he is, indeed, Harry discovers one evening as Malfoy changes out of his work clothes, covered in scars, crisscrossing all over his torso as a reminder of Harry’s stupidity. He has that ugly mark on his arm, too, and he smokes too much, and drinks far too many cups of coffee a day, so he’s always on edge. He’s argumentative and rude and completely mental and even ugly when he sneers. And when he leans close to Harry to show him something from the Prophet, smelling like vanilla and coffee and cigarettes, Harry wants to kiss him, and it’s so, so stupid. It doesn’t make any sense at all.
"heel of the bread"???!!! omg I never knew that was what it was called I LOVE GETTING A SLICE OF EDUCATION WITH MY DICK FIC
By the by, this was excellent. It’s been recced by all and sundry and for that reason I wanted to not like it, just to have something different to say (immature, mOI?) but alas, it twas not to be. This is just all round quality. Length? Check. Humour? Check. Slow-burn romance with glorious sweetness, familiarity and freshness, balanced with dry wit and face-palm moments leaving you feeling disgusting fulfilled in a post orgasmic, disney credits way? Check check check sigh check.
And if we’re talking specifics - so much love for those dim, dawning-on Harry moments where he finally twigs and his eyes go really wide and the fuck just reverberates around his skull.. ugh this fic gets the art of Harry-cringe so right.drarry . era:posthogwarts . l:long . r:nc17 . c:DH . oneshot . g:romance . g:angst . g:humour . t:muggleworld . t:sexuality . t:friendship . a:ignatiustrout . favourite .
i concur on this one . despite having not watched this one . art . hp .
There were some things that were better in the movie than in the book.
“Why were you watching me?” Draco asks as he steps into the classroom, shutting the door behind him so he and Harry are alone inside. The question sounds genuinely curious rather than angry. Christ, what Harry wouldn’t give for him to actually act like Malfoy for once, instead of moping around like the fucking doormat he’s been lately. The thing in Harry’s chest pulses, and the words are out of his mouth before he can stop them.
“Because I was amazed you’d actually come to breakfast instead of spending the ten minutes before lessons lying on your back somewhere.”
Legit haven’t read fic in months but something about shitty english weather and actually being awake before midday got me in the mood. Kenco Millicano and a little light-angst jealousy fic, just the ticket.drarry . era:8thyear . oneshot . l:short . r:nc17 . c:DH . g:angst . g:pwp . a:saraholmes .
...................if harry potter was a dark graphic novel????????? . go with it . art .
the search for the answer. the search to do what is right
(you made me do this)
i totally like, had that like, moment too ;)
i’m 95% certain jesus himself delivered that first ficcle to my desktop with some leftover miracle juice or something. it was like, here, this is what you’ve been missing you div. it twas a divine holy moment. i mean the actual fic was mediocre crud BUT i was gone. i’ve never sunk so hard so fast and enjoyed it so much i can’t tell you.
UGH i just wish i could be that enthused again though, so envious of you, y’bitch. oh to be in the full grips of hd lovin… magical time man. possession with full consent.
and lol ohshnlkhs is pretty much everyones feels on a first encounter with reparations i think, you have def found your calling!
love you too you mystical anon (fyi this is close enough to valentines that i’m taking this as an official pledge of undying adoration)anon . oh and guys!!!! i officially got into Uni . so! . so!! . EVERYTHING SHALL BE RECCED BY SEPTEMBER 2013 . DECLARATION NO. WHATEVER IDC . I MEAN IT OK . THIS TIME IT WILL BE DIFFERENT . .....i'm 21 now so like . totes responsible and like motivated and shit .
Do you ever ship something a lot but only in a really really specific way, kind of to the point where you don’t trust anyone else to ship it right until they’ve proven themself worthy and until that point you sort of curl around your ship and hiss like an angry cat at anyone who comes near you.
(Source: whirlerdog)hahahahahhahhhhaaa . of course noor reblogged this . OF COURSE .
Harry Potter Alphabet Cards Part 1
(Source: lilytheredhairedreindeer)hp . art .