“Oh shut up,” Ginny snaps. “Why should Luna and Sparrow be the only ones getting any around here? Just because you three are all gay doesn’t mean there are no straight men in this hospital.”
“I’m not gay,” Draco and Zacharias say together, and then they glare at each other.
“I’m flexible,” Zacharias explains.
“I’m open,” Draco elaborates.
“I like penis, mostly,” Harry says cheerily, and the two blonds glare in unison again. Ginny laughs and high fives him.
“Me too, Harry. Me too.”
There’s so much genius in this fic I don’t think I can put it into words. It’s currently 3.53am right now, so advanced apologies for the utter incoherence that is likely to be exhibited here..but MY GOD if this isn’t brilliant! And fun. And hilarious. With a heart. I love a bit of directionless, lacklustre Harry who find fulfilment in an unexpected place and this is the perfect embodiment of that. Favourite features have to be The Zacharias/Harry rivalry which is absolutely delicious! Ginny not being a raging bitch for once, in what I think is a great interpretation of the canon character. Group nights out/pub banter/snappy dialogue/past escapades revealed! Nice bit of Ron/Pansy side-pairing which is always excellent, especially when Pansy’s got him wrapped round her little finger. Harry being all Ryan “welcome-to-the-O.C-bitch” with his fists of fury and relentlessness. Sexual tension. CANADIAN SEX. Healer Malfoy in all his glory. Bi Draco/unapologetically Gay Harry - a little done dynamic thats completely refreshing. This is such an enjoyable read, if a little cracky in places, but don’t let that be a turn-off, it’s superb.
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